Laughing Out Loud

Laughing Out Loud

Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence ---

Are they serious? Apparently so. Now we know the real cause of global warming. The most hilarious part of this story, though, is that the name of the school newsletter is the Fire Cracker. Don't you just love irony? (Or is it just me?)

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By Holly S. Anderson
VillageSoup/Knox County Times Senior Reporter

Man commits suicide after taking smoking cessation drug (drugs is drugs)

http://tinyurl. com/ynnvv6

Man 'killed by anti smoking drug'
By Lucy Thornton 21/01/2008

A grieving wife claims her husband killed himself after taking a new
anti-smoking drug.

Dad-of-two Wayne Marshall, 36, was found hanging shortly after
finishing a 13-week course of Champix.

Wife Emma, 28, said: "He went downhill so quickly. He stopped going

A Federal Court has ruled that the EPA wrongly classified secondhand Smoke as a Group A (known human) Carcinagen

A Federal Court has ruled that the EPA wrongly classified secondhand
smoke as a Group A (known human) carcinogen.

Subject: [illinoissmokers] Judge Osteen's Ruling on the Tobacco Industry's EPA Lawsuit
Date: Sat. 19 Jan 2008 00:27:57-0000
Judge Osteen's Ruling on the Tobacco Industry's EPA Lawsuit: Summary
and Practical Implications
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company 7/23/98

If you think we have problems: Naples, Italy sent a summons to Mickey Mouse, and Tweety

Hey!
Just when I thought no town be more screwed up more than, well ya know...
Italian court orders Mickey Mouse, other cartoon characters to testify
http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071204/NEWS28/71...

London can keep him...

Gag me:

http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071126/NEWS16/71...

“What’s your message this morning, brother?” Brother? Did the mayor turn ethnic all of a sudden?

A bird-watcher killed a cat, should he serve the max. sentence (2 yrs.) and pay the max. fine (10,000$)?

Bird-Watcher on trial for killing a cat

James Stevenson is on trial for killing a cat. Apparently, the bird-watching James shot "Mama Cat" because she was terrorizing a local endangered bird. SwampBubbles poll to follow...

CONGRATULATIONS, SMILIN' JACK!!

And to every moron that voted for you!! There was NEVER any doubt in my mind, and if there was in anyone else's, you're either totally nuts or a newcomer to toledo.

YOUR turn in the Barrel, drinkers and fatasses

Obesity worse for cancer than smoking, says landmark study (and alcohol and red meat are a danger too)
31st October 2007

Being overweight increases the risk of getting cancer more than smoking does, it was revealed today.
A landmark study found that being overweight, drinking alcohol and eating red meat can all increase the risk of the deadly disease.

Tom Noe weighs in on Hannah Montana

No, not that Tom Noe but I lol'd when I read the letters to the editor this morning:

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071023/OPINION03/710...

Having trouble getting the cops to come? Tell them someone is smoking.

If you've ever called the cops for some reason and then had to wait hours for them to come, here's a new twist... just tell them somebody is smoking in a bar. Said to work better than saying someone has a gun.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23416618-details/Riot+police+...

Laughed till I cried

You have to read this. I did, I laughed till I cried. This is hysterical.

http://www.toledofreepress.com/?id=6530

LIGHTING THE FUSE
Michael S. Miller

To Michael Miller:
I saw your segment on Fox's

Fast food may be limited on west coast

California, of course)
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Limits proposed on fast-food restaurants
The Los Angeles Times ^ | Tami Abdollah

As America gets fatter, policymakers are seeking creative approaches to legislating health. They may have entered the school cafeteria -- and now they're eyeing your neighborhood.

Strippers Beat Recall

This opening paragraph caught my eye in a Blade article " A group representing strip club owners and dancers submitted petitions in support of a ballot measure to overturn a law that halts nude dancing after midnight and prohibits patrons from touching strippers."

Clowns Stop KKK/Nazi Rally

With all the hub bub about recently about the Nazi's talking about rallying in Toledo, I figured this would bring a smile to everyone's face this Labor Day weekend.

Single Black Female

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Great News! The Obesity Virus Found!!!!!!!!

Alternate thread title: Why I will never again pay any attention whatsoever to any "scientific study".

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http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070820/obesity_vir...

Visit the Argument Clinic

1 quid for a 5 minute argument or 8 quid for the course of ten.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk

This should make us all feel a little smarter:

This should make us all feel a little smarter:

On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as >>> Miss
America 1995.

Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,

which is why I would not live forever,"

Szollosi seeks legislation to ban pets in city cars after mayor left dog in auto

The story: http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070808/NEWS16/708080...

... is funny, but it gets real hilarious when you read the last sentence:

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