Laughing Out Loud

Laughing Out Loud

In a Dark Time, We Must Laugh

It seems like the news is battering us on a daily basis, and tempers are flaring. What better time to rattle off a few jokes to each other? Let me start:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The fourth one was about to speak ... and then the bartender says "you're all idiots" and pours two beers.

A funny thing happened on the way to the Rose Garden

GW was showing Obama around the White House today....


"Ohio Unemployment Funds Running Out"

From WCPO:
"As the Ohio jobless rate soars above the national average, state officials warn the fund that pays unemployment claims may be running out.

The Food Nazis-coming soon to a country near you

Greasy roadside snack vans 'must offer at least one healthy option or face being closed'[UK]
Daily Mail ^ | 10 Nov 2008 | Daily Mail

Greasy roadside takeaways serving motorists burgers and chips will be shut down if they fail to offer new healthier alternatives, under new rules revealed today.

The snack vans, often found in busy lay-bys, must now offer soup, salads or low fat yogurts with their artery-clogging kebabs.

Where's Don Henley? Here comes the GOP 'dirty laundry':

It's always amusing to see Republicans eat their own, but this is a sobering example of how we can thank the election gods McCain-Palin didn't win and didn't deserve to:

Sarah gets 'punked':

Priceless audio of (hopefully-not) our next VP-elect getting had:

Can anyone say, 'hook, line, and sinker'? Priceless.

You kiddin' me? Victoria Jackson???

Too funny. Bill-O's Faux show has Victoria Jackson (never funny on SNL) as a quest election 'expert.' Well, she's pretty funny now:

Look out Nashville, here comes Plumber Joe

Some of you oldtimers (besides myself) may recall 'Country Joe' and the Fish. They played at the legendary Woodstock concert. Well, here comes 'Plumber Joe' and the (you fill in the blank...Wealth Spreaders? Uncertifieds?)...
I recommended this guy make the most of his 15 minutes; looks he's doing just that.


Joe the Plumber pursued for record deal

Move over, Sanjaya, and tell William Hung the news: Joe the Plumber is being pursued for a major record deal and could come out with a country album as early as Inauguration Day.

Plumber Joe (er, Sam) is now a foreign policy 'expert':

Interesting story all around:

Perhaps someone from the McCain camp should be assigned to protect Sam from himself when he talks--similar to what they did for Sarah for so long.

Sarah's wandering off the reservation

Looks like we have some Republican in-fighting with polls not so terrific, and Sarah's venturing off-script. Could be a stellar week for bloopers and fresh SNL material:

Drinking in UK-coming soon to a country near you

Welcome to the smoke-free bars of the USA-give it about 5 years. Oh, well.......can't have this....someone, somewhere, might be about to have fun.

Sarah's lookin' good!

Yep, Sarah Palin's quite the looker and knows how to dress and the RNC knows how to keep her dressed:

Philly fans give Sarah a 'Brotherly-Love' welcome, LOL:

Poor Sarah..the ride might be just about over. With any luck, she won't be subjected to this much longer. And she thought Katie Couric was rough.

The Communist Party of the USA prefers Barak Obama

Democrats, Socialists, Marxists, and Unions everywhere must be so proud.


  • I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
  • I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
  • I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
  • Sarah Slideshow

    OK, couldn't resist this one. Extremely funny Sarah Palin slideshow that skewers many others besides her:

    When spell check fails

    LOL News


    OK This gave me a giggle.
    NO I am not anti-Obama then again I am not Pro-Obama either. Personally I'm thinking of writing in Morgan Freeman's name as my choice for PotUS.

    Shiver me timbers!

    September 19th (every year)
    is International Talk Like A Pirate Day

    Sarah Palin's glasses

    I just found these glasses to inspiring....that I have contacted the manufactuer and added my name to the six-month-long waiting list. Hey, if it was good enough for Colin Powell...

    Toward the end of video the glasses' designer says something interesting.

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