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Election Results and General Brouhaha - May, 2014

But mainly general brouhaha. Here's the latest, courtesy of the local bird cage liner:
From The Blade:Primary Election Results Delayed in Lucas County

The primary election results were delayed well past midnight today partially because of the missing cards, but Elections Director Gina Kaczala said "we have other problems."

Yeah, they've got problems alright. Here's the source of the problems.

More BS Obamacare stories, brought to you by the Koch Bros.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/koch-obamacare-ad-politifact-false

Americans For Prosperity is struggling to find a way to attack Obamacare that fits the facts.

The Koch-funded conservative activist group is spending millions of dollars on TV ads aimed at undermining the Affordable Care Act and unseating Democratic senators who voted for it in their 2014 reelection fights.

But the ads keep falling flat upon examination of their claims.

DING DONG FRED PHELPS IS DEAD

http://www.toledonewsnow.com/story/24989018/westboro-baptist-church-foun...

The Rev. Fred Phelps Sr., founder of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, KS, has died at age 84.

The Westboro Baptist Church is known for protesting military funerals and other sensitive situations while holding signs with anti-gay sentiments, such as "God Hate Fags" and "Thank God for 9/11."

According to the church's website, godhatesfags.com, Phelps and his followers mission is to show Americans their transgressions and abominations.

John Kerry to the rescue!

Thank God John Kerry is on our side!

The one-time skipper of a swift boat is showing us what a great leader he and the President are by striking fear into the hearts of the Russian despots.

Today they have drawn a line in the sand. From that line... you... shall.... NOT.... PASS!

http://washingtonexaminer.com/john-kerry-russia-has-until-monday-to-reve...

That's right folks. The administration has issued it's ultimatum to the Russian government. Reverse course.... or else.

UAW under fire from own members

Interesting story from the Detroit Free Press today http://www.freep.com/article/20131204/BUSINESS01/312040112/UAW-dues-Bob-... Here's a quote from one of the many workers who are angry about this “How does my self-serving leadership justify this? They don’t have to. They don’t answer to anyone,” said Gary Pacheco, a longtime employee at Chrysler’s Trenton Engine plant.

Reid Demands Trillion Dollar Tax Hike After Meeting with Obama..

"With the September debt ceiling debate coming up, Harry Reid is pushing Obama’s tax hikes as part of any deal. He said late Thursday that he wants no part of tax reform unless he gets $1 trillion in tax hikes. He also said that Obama rejected the bipartisan pay-as-you-go spending plan. It is reasonable to assume that Obama is pulling the strings and wants his trillion dollar tax increases with no strings attached".
It must be Groundhog Day.
"via roll call"
"The bipartisan effort to overhaul the nation’s tax code isn’t getting the warmest response from the Senate Democratic leadership".

MSNBC host wears tampon earrings live on air.

Melissa Harris-Perry took a moment on her Sunday MSNBC show to offer women a creative solution to the Texas state capitol temporarily banning tampons. Her and Willard and Blow Bush should work together......

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/melissa-harris-perry-tampon-ear...

Names of Asiana Flight 214 released pranked Oakland TV stations falls for it

KTVU out of Oakland ran with a false release of the names of the crew from Asiana Flight 214.

You have to watch this!!!! It is way too funny.

I can't believe they didn't catch it.

Spying on Citizens but Not on Mosques?

"Riddle me this. If you were an Islamic extremist plotting to inflict some horrible damage upon the United States and her citizens, would it be easier to find you by spying on every American citizen or just spying on the mosques in our nation? I am not advocating either. However, if the government were serious about corrupting the 4th Amendment to make us all safer, then obviously the best way to go about it would be to monitor the mosques and the people who attend them as well.

The White House Doesn't Know Nothing About Anything.. Still Don't..

The White House is responsible for nothing and they don’t know about anything going on in their government.
They didn’t know about the DOJ’s covert seizure of the Associated Press’s phone records until Monday.
The White House also didn’t know about the IRS targeting conservatives, people who want limited government or disagree with the government. President Obama didn’t know. He found out Friday with the rest of us.

Rush Limbaugh and Clear Channel and Fredtheentertainer

"Clear Channel, the parent company of nationally boycotted radio host, Rush Limbaugh, is feeling the Bain – I mean the pain. Yesterday after the stock market closed, the media giant released its 1st quarter earnings report, showing a tremendous loss.

Wall Street Journal, May 3, 2013: CC Clear Channel …reported a loss of $203 million, versus a year-ago loss of $143.6 million. (The Limbaugh boycotts began last year in the first quarter) Revenue fell 1.3% to $1.34 billion. Revenue from media and entertainment, the company's largest segment, was down 2.2%, Operating expenses dropped 3.5%.

Idaho Gun Ban....

"Lawmakers today banned the entire state of Idaho, claming that if you laid it on its side it resembled a GUN"

Union Leaders’ Epiphany Leaves Them Scrambling: Wait, Obamacare Is Going to Drive up Our Costs?

Labor unions enthusiastically backed the Obama administration’s health-care overhaul when it was up for debate. Now that the law is rolling out, some are turning sour.“We are going back to the administration to say that this is not acceptable,” said Ken Hall, general secretary-treasurer for the Teamsters.

No, really, union heads are acting like no one warned them that costs would go up. They new, its all in the plan to force there workers into a goverment plan.

GUN BAN

Never question the effectiveness of gun control laws or proposals.
Guns are evil and kill people. Removing guns from society can only be
good. Nobody really uses guns for legitimate self-defense, especially
women or children. Any stories about armed self-defense must be
minimized or suppressed.

Be careful about criticizing the police for responding slowly to 911
calls for help. It is best if the public feels like the police can be
relied upon to protect them at all times. If people are buying guns
to protect their families, you are not doing your job.

Surprise! Jobless Claims Skyrocket After Election...

The Department of Labor has announced that new jobless claims rose by 78,000 in the first week after the election, reaching a of 439,000, and in the weeks leading up to the election, jobless claims were said to be declining, dipping as low as 339,000. Now suddenly the news seems far less rosy. Hardest hit PA, and OH, good, you wanted him , now you have him. Its to late now, deal with it.

LONG LIVE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!

We all are the better for this election. Mitt Romney was a divider not a uniter. As Michael Steele said tonight, he took an electoral spanking!. Let the church say Amen!

Obama Phone Lady Parody

Anyone hungry for Chick-Fil-A?

Mac Lethal shows you how to make Chick-Fil-A sandwiches without having to spend money at some southern hate monger's chain of restaurants.

On the lighter side....

Really saw this sign at Krogers in Lambertville.

It's amazing what they can do with soybeans these days.
Or maybe these are 100% "pink slime".
Beef franks that exclude meat?

Jon Stewart Provides a Reality Hip Check to MSNBC

Normally I would have included this as a comment in one of the posts related to the Wisconsin recall. But seeing as how one of our more "esteemed" posters fancies Jon Stewart video clips, a separate story just seemed more appropriate.

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