So you are being forced to testify about Benghazi and somehow you have to make the lies you told not seem like--well--lies. Your testimony will be viewed by millions of Americans, and you intend on running for President in 2016. You're not so worried about lying again--you and your husband are pros at that--but you look like a woman who's been put through the wringer and your pant suits just don't fit the way they used to.
That's the dilemma that Hillary Clinton was in and she came up with just the right solution--cosmetic surgery. A tuck here, some suction there--and even you can look like a human being--kinda.
Of course, you can't say that you are making some physical "improvements,"--that would seem vain. So you make-up a story about stomach flu and being weak and falling and getting a concussion and....
Tonight it's been announced that Clinton is being treated for a blood clot. That's one of the serious side-effects of any surgery.