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Romney Will Make A Fortune

For all the disillusioned voters of Mitt Romney, don't worry, Mitt will be fine. The stock market took a dive today on news that Willard didn't win but there will be a major rally in the days ahead that Romney is sure to cash in on: pharmaceutical stocks. Yes, that's right, pharmaceutical stocks. For all you investors out there you had better contact your stockbroker immediately. The pharmaceutical companies in the days ahead will be making a killing on antidepressants. All the Willard fans out there will certainly need them now their candidate has lost. Hurry! Cash in now!

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