Once again, the holidays have arrived and once again I have yet another gift to get rid of. What is a single guy going to do with 8 pounds of cooked, spiral-cut ham? I got it Friday and all I want to do is get rid of the damned thing. Suggestions?
I also have a bottle of some champagne. Don't people realize that I just don't drink? I need to get rid of that, too.
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Our society has little compassion other than the one reserved and felt for those about to die. Our obsession with consumption is only a reflection of time spend fearing and admiring death.
i'll take the champagne off your hands
as for the ham, im in the same boat. hopefully someone has a good idea
cut it into portions and then freeze what you won't need right away. Make soup with the bone (always my favorite) and freeze that in portions as well. (if you're going to keep it rather than give it away to a shelter of some sort)
As for the champagne...open it up - have glass, will travel!
I'm not a big drinker, but love bubbly drinks, & I love ham. GZ, you're after my own heart - I'll take em both - I mean, before you throw them out, think of me................................
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Donate to a local food pantry?
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Donate to a local food pantry?
Would they accept cooked/left over food?
From the post above, it looks like the champaigne has already been consumed.
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Vale!
1 Place ham on plate.
2 Take a knife and cut ham to a size of your liking.
3 Take a fork, stick it into a piece of ham and put for in your mouth.
4 Chew ham.
5 swallow ham.
6 Repeat items 1 through 5 until ham is gone..
Give Champaign to a friend.
Problem solved!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, RB! What would I do without your sage advice? :^P
(And, no, that's not a piece of ham in the mouth of my smiley.)
Does champagne really count as booze? I know technically, it does - but it's just champagne. A glass of fizz does you good now & then.
It occurs to me, that a spiral sliced ham & a bottle of champagne are wonderful gifts. GZ should be happy somebody cared enough to gift him this way, & stop bitching about the gift (my kids learned early on the polite way to accept gifts & appreciate the thought in which they were given.)
Find a warm woman. Enjoy the evening. Serve her orange juice mixed with the champagne for breakfest. Enjoy the morning. Start over and Repeat until champagne is gone. Sell the ham to get more champagne.......
or
Bring ham to a new years party to give to host. Find a fun woman who likes champagne and enjoys HELOC conversations. Bring the new year in together.
Ain't nothing better in life than refried ham. :p
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Breakfast meat. I bet I could make a good set of breakfasts with refried ham and grits.
...grits....with butter and cheese....