Toledo Ranks in the Top 4 for Pollution

CO - Carbon Monoxide

CO₂ - Carbon Dioxide

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"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually dirty kitchen, and
five times out of nine I'll show you an exceptional man." -Charles
Bukowski

That article is not very business-friendly.

Bet ya Carty won't be touting this top finish.... The new signs will read.....

Toledo a City with Pride... and the Nations 4th worst air quality.... Carlton S. Fink Mayor

and figures lie. From the blurb in question: Sprawling, car-dependent metropolitan areas with low-cost electricity emit more carbon dioxide per capita than densely populated cities with extensive mass transit systems where electricity is more expensive, according to a report from the Brookings Institution, a liberal think tank.

So Blunt, SD with a population of 127 is somehow a larger contributor to the global warming emergency than, say, downtown Los Angeles, California where air pollution is a figment of everyone's imagination. These moonbats need a rolled up newspaper applied to their pointy heads.

Spin, Pink Slip. Per capita isn't total emissions, but unless you read carefully you'll miss the non-emphasis.

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
· Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
· Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
· Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
· DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
· Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
· Contributes to soil erosion.
· Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
· Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
· Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
· Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
· Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
· Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

Help stop the madness! Contact your Congressman and tell them to outlaw DHMO before it's too late!