Quote Of The Day - Michael Douglas

Speaking to a reporter about his recent bout with throat cancer, Michael Douglas said:

"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus. I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

Of course he was joking about the cure, but parents who won't let their children get vaccinated for moral reasons are just exhibiting what lousy parents they are. His oldest son, from a previous marriage, is in prison for drug possession

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Another ironic moment for liberals. They want to control our behavior when it comes to how much energy we burn, what type of food we eat, and what kind of lightbulbs we use. There is an ongoing ad campaign on TV, radio and billboards warning us about not smoking--showing people with no hair and trach tubes.

But if we were to even suggest that not performing oral sex would be a way to prevent the type of cancer Michael Douglas contracted, it would be considered silly and unrealistic. Liberals feel it would be more logical just to vaccinate 12-year-olds. Clueless.

P.S. Remember when it was strongly rumored that Douglas underwent sex addiction therapy in the 90s? I just hate it when people suffer the consequences of their actions.

Plus they don't vaccinate their kids or eat GMO's. Despite science telling us that both are better for humans in general. I guess "the science is settled" only applies when you want to dictate other parts of people's lives.

MikeyA

So as a right wing closet queer that you are, all of a sudden you believe what "science" is telling you? When "science" is telling you that global warming is a problem you don't believe it. You right wing queefs pick and choose when "science" is legit to suit your agendas. You have been exposed for the fraud you are.

Actually Willard I don't disagree with the science facts at all. I disagree with their dire predictions. And they have since agreed with me.

The 2007 IPCC report says that by 2015 we the mean global temperature will rise by almost a full degree Celsius, causing a dramatic rise in sea level to the tune of 5-15 feet. Now I ask you has this occurred? Do you think it will in a year and a half?

The IPCC is now walking away from that prediction because no significant increase in temp has occurred since 1997. So if the modeling is wrong what is wrong with the model?

Now I am not saying that Global Warming hasn't occurred or that carbon emissions are the cause what I am saying is the drastic lifestyle changes and legislating we're based upon false assumptions and we need to be leery on future regulations.

Look at fracking.. That and switching to CNG vehicles could lower the carbon footprint. Instead they push electric vehicles that INCREASE the carbon footprint. Same thing with nuclear power plants. For them the science is settled but they don't REALLY want to make any preventative changes. At least where they would count.

MikeyA

Yourself and the asswipe who posted this "news" shouldn't talk about subjects they have no personal knowledge about. (cunnilingus).

And if "oral" is not part of your sexual routine, you're doing it wrong.

Wow--talk about making your mother proud.

I wonder if Clinton has been checked lately?

LOL

I sounds funny, but you're right about him needing a checkup.

Haven't you heard?

Bubba Clinton "did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Here, in case you missed it.

Don't blame me,
I didn't vote for a
socialist.

Can women get throat cancer from felacio?

Yes, both sexes are susceptible to throat cancer if they contract HPV. Both sexes may also contract HPV from any form of intercourse.

Maybe Monica should get tested? And the rest of the Clinton blowjob crowd too.

Hey, if you're going down on Catherine Zeta-Jones....it's probably worth the risk. :P

"We're all riding on the Hindenburg, no sense fighting over the window seats"-Richard Jenni

Fred may be able to tell you, If it's Catherine Zeta-Jones or Kate Smith it's probably all the same. Maybe Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to bathe with Listereen..

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