I've decided to go back to UT this Fall. I should have my 3k check for contraceptives by then. I'm going to use the "traditional rubber" method. But, even if I buy them by the gross, to get more "bang for my buck", it won't be enough. I'm going to College to engage in the active, vigorous and voluminous sex life I'm entitled to, and maybe even learn something if I have any free time. But I;m going to need a place to use my rubbers at, when I hook up. As far as I'm concerned, I'm entitled to a nice hotel room to take my girlfriend(s) to. So that means another check. It will be a win-win situation for me. I'll be able to finally exercise the sexual rights that I'm entitled to, and so richly deserve. And even if I die from a heart attack, it'll take the mortician three days to get the smile off my face. I intend to use each and every rubber I get, too.
Did The Math, $3K Not Enough For Me
By G-Man - Posted on March 3rd, 2012