Greetings from Occupy wallstreet...finally...a list of demands...(set your coffee down first)

Proposed List Of Demands For Occupy Wall St Movement!
Posted 8 days ago by LloydJHart (Vineyard Haven, MA)

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Freetrade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America's nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the "Books." World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the "Books." And I don't mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.

Lloyd J Hart 508-687-9153

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I bet if you poll every;

  • democrat
  • liberal
  • progressive
  • communist
  • socialist
  • marxist
  • and

  • anarchist

Ninety-nine percent of them will think these are the greatest ideas they have every heard.

Congratulations, you've just earned the support of pretty much everyone who was buying into this crap already. Keep up the good work slackers.

One man's opinion. It has been said over and over their are no leaders and the demands are fluid. You have both left and right in this movement, in varying degrees, each with their own ideas but all have come to the same conclusion, our government does not represent us.

Statements made are the opinion of the writer who is exercising his first amendment right to freedom of speech. Freedom of speech in the United States is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and are generally permitted.

The demands they forgot:

14) Legalize it. Because that's the only way to beat the holding charge that came after being arrested for blocking traffic.

15) Cheaper Books at the Student Union: The "Fat Cats" of the University Bookstore are keeping the people down. (conveniently forget that professor is making you buy a book they wrote [version 4].

16) Don't talk about Fight Club: In all actuality it's talk about fight's club before watching Blade Runner (because the last time we tried fight club Kyle came home with a black eye over Columbus Day and his mom got super pissed.)

17) Name your first child Murphy: Because that was RoboCop's name.

18) Make everyone drive a Chevy Volt: Only way we could think of to increase sales. GM called us and thanked us for the idea.

19) Move the deaf to the airport: A Mayor tried to do this once and was stopped by Koch Bros.

20) Display the phrase "All your base are belong to us" on every U.S. Military installation: A guy who lived in Kallie's Quad had that on his door and it's uber funny.


Well, folks--all I can say is the Mad Hatter is throwing a party, and we're all invited!

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