The Royal Offensive Wedding

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Homosexuals, Muslims and Atheists had a collectively horrible day as the Royal Wedding commenced. Homosexuals had to endure the "offensive" act of watching a man and a woman exchange vows in holy matrimony. How offensive that it wasn't Prince marrying Prince as we could all imagine the honeymoon night of two flamboyantly dressed princes playing tummy sticks on royal bedding.

The Muslims were "offended" having to hear of two people swearing to uphold the "Holy Laws" of "Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ." Oh....the offense of Jesus Christ. How the muslims must have cringed as they realized their false proclamations that we all believe in the same god. I'm sure the homosexuals cringed as well as the reference to God's HOLY LAWS rang through the liberal air waves...yes...the same God whose WORD calls homosexuality an ABOMINATION and VILE AFFECTION.

How the Atheists must have been offended to watch two people actually believe and respect God..and to go before HIM and promise to adhere to His HOLY LAWS in the name of JESUS CHRIST. After all...if atheists are right...we need not abide by any of "Gods Laws" which also include not to MURDER or STEAL...How it must have bothered the atheist to realize if they are right..then the rest of us have the right to kill and steal from them with no worry of higher judgement or accountability to authority.

What a wonderful wedding it was....God bless you William and Kate

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William and Kate, who gives a fuck.

William and Kate, who gives a fuck.

Ditto what BDTLD said. But I am curious about this:

"After all...if atheists are right...we need not abide by any of "Gods Laws" which also include not to MURDER or STEAL...How it must have bothered the atheist to realize if they are right..then the rest of us have the right to kill and steal from them with no worry of higher judgement or accountability to authority."

You realize there are laws against these things, right?

Pink Slip

Careful Kooz...you're going Neo-con on us...

The term "off the reservation" comes to mind...

I wish them a long and happy life...

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

While I tried like hell to limit my exposure to pretty much any and all things Royal Wedding, I completely agree with your last statement.

If you haven't seen this yet, you should give it a read. It is definitely an interesting perspective on the whole event.
http://www.redstate.com/hogan/2011/04/29/on-will-and-kate/#comments

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