The Anti Christ has arrived

Just in time for Halloween. He is out spreading his evil through out the heartland. You can protect yourself and family by getting a glass mason jar and inserting a picture or likeness of some democratic congress members. The more liberal the better. Add 2 cloves of garlic and fill to the top with vampire urine. If the vampire urine is not available just wee in the jar.Your wee is not as strong as a vampire but it will suffice. Put the lid on and shake it 6 times to activate the protection. Store in a cool spot in your house till after the election.

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