By far the funniest article by The Onion I have read in many weeks, and just perfect for the tinfoil hat types on this site.
This is kinda where the weird in this town come to drool.
Man, that's harsh, Mark. So why are you here, you progressive/liberal/socialist/communist/marxist/anti-BP/Kroger-shopping Iott hater?
Patience is a great virtue.
Like one of those large cacti seen in cowboy movies, that looks like a person standing there with both arms extended?
Maybe he is that wax fruit people put on their coffee tables. It is totally worthless, collects dust, but it looks good.
Nah. wax fruit is at least smart enough not to talk and prove how worthless it is while Barak Obama is stupid enough to open his mouth and take away all doubt that he is an empty suit imbecile.
Don't blame me,
I didn't vote for a socialist.
Maybe like one of those 'christmas cacti" you used to hear about that was the host to a nest of baby tarantulas??
Reminds me of a joke Robert Schimmel told; "I saw a commercial the other day that said 8 out of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids,......... what, do the other 2 like it?"
"We're all riding on the Hindenburg, no sense fighting over the window seats"-Richard Jenni