Noah's Ark Found?

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Scientists are calling this finding of possible remnants of the ark a "crock." Isn't amazing how the all knowing scientists will find a small bone and go out of their way to convince us its a missing link to prove evolution...but, when something is found that could prove the Bible correct....they quickly dismiss it as a crock. Of course, what do you expect from those who gave us global cooling in the seventies only to change it to warming in recent years. Also, the same people who convinced us to quit using glass for plastic and now want us to go back to glass. Maybe someday unbelieving scientists will catch up with the Bible.
http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2010/04/27/2280442.aspx?GT1=43001

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Explain evolution.

Mad Jack
Mad Jack's Shack

So, there were 8 people on the Ark, only three women of childbearing age and less than 5000 years later there are 6 billion people...any one care to do the math?

8?

What does math have to do with anything?

Mad Jack
Mad Jack's Shack

I'm not sure what you don't get. I'm making a reference about the mythology of the Ark. If only 8 people survived, Noah, wife and their three sons with their wives, how did three couples multiply to 6 billion people in less than 5000 years (the supposed age of the Ark)?

you see, I was making a funny. A joke. See?

how did three couples multiply...

Um, missionary position?

Mad Jack
Mad Jack's Shack

Why? Apparently, father Noah's descendants must have engaged in it quite enthusiastically for 6 billion of us to be descended from 3 sons and their wives. Even multiple wives probably led to some questions among their descendants like "Who's your daddy?"

Old South End Broadway

They all had a lot of sex fast.

A lot of cousin on cousin action too. Maybe they should be looking for the Ark in West Virginia. :)

..human bengs.

Old South End Broadway

Which is where we get the word "quickie".

Mad Jack
Mad Jack's Shack

..had very good luck and there were no plagues such we have seen throughout history). More likely is the population bottleneck that resulted in decline in population "c. 70,000 years ago, proposing that the human population was reduced to c.15,000 individuals when the Toba supervolcano in Indonesia erupted and triggered a major environmental change."

Old South End Broadway

'nuff said...

explains everything.

Keith Olbermann graduated from Cornell.

I guess if you believe jet fuel from planes took down the WTC it's possible this is Noah's Ark?

Disbelievers?

Oh well. I think it could actually be the Ark. I also believe the Shroud of Turin could be the buriel cloth of Jesus. So?

Why get your panties all up in a wad about it.....

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