God shuts off direct line to Opal

This just in:
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Opal Covey, a recent fixture in Toledo politics and apparently number one on God’s speed dial received a tag on her door today notifying her that her direct line to God has been disconnected. The note was placed some time in the early morning hours of Tuesday and stated

Ms. Covey your line to God has been disconnected, if you need further assistance please dial *666 and ask for Carleton S. Finkbeiner

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http://thetoledoonion.blogspot.com/2009/10/god-shuts-off-direct-line-to-...

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