"In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma." (continued)

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It would be more simple and less time consuming if proof a circumcision was performed at time of birth is offered, since the actual birth certificate may be in fact non-existant.

this is a joke, right?

this is a joke, right?

Its in the freezer.

I believe every REAL American does.... ha

purnhrt, yes...

Pink Slip

with the birthers and their nonsense and the fact that Alan Keyes is suffering from some type of mental illness........you just never know.....

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