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WHERE'S THE PLACENTA?

By Pink Slip - Posted on August 29th, 2009
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"In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma." (continued)

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LULZ
Submitted by lentileater on Sat, 2009-08-29 19:38.

LULZ

Better Idea Here:
Submitted by G-Man on Sat, 2009-08-29 21:09.

It would be more simple and less time consuming if proof a circumcision was performed at time of birth is offered, since the actual birth certificate may be in fact non-existant.

Pink Slip...............
Submitted by purnhrt on Sat, 2009-08-29 22:57.

this is a joke, right?

Pink Slip...............
Submitted by purnhrt on Sat, 2009-08-29 22:57.

this is a joke, right?

I still have mine
Submitted by Temperance Tom on Sun, 2009-08-30 05:09.

Its in the freezer.

I believe every REAL American
Submitted by Thomas on Sun, 2009-08-30 14:24.

I believe every REAL American does.... ha

purnhrt, yes...
Submitted by Pink Slip on Sun, 2009-08-30 14:56.

purnhrt, yes...

Pink Slip

you never know...................
Submitted by purnhrt on Sun, 2009-08-30 21:47.

with the birthers and their nonsense and the fact that Alan Keyes is suffering from some type of mental illness........you just never know.....

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