The seven dirty words - Warning, Contains Harsh Language.

The seven dirty words are seven English-language words that comedian George Carlin first listed in 1972 in his monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television". Below is a list of the words and alternate to help avoid the profanity filter!

The words are:             Alternates:

1.                              Feces
2.                              Urine
3.                              Intercourse
4.                              Vagina
5.                              RoosterLeach
6.                              MaMaLover
7.                              Melons
8.                              illegitimate

Now let's see how these work in real sentences:

• The feces hit the fan.
• Don't urine me off.
• Go intercourse yourself!
• You're a vagina
• You RoosterLeach
• Don't mess with me MaMaLover
• Check out those melons
• That illegitimate!

Now let's try to integrate them all into one paragraph

 That RoosterLeach <insert name of your choice> really urines me off. Once the public hears of his ideas the feces will really hit the fan. He is such a cowardly little vagina he might as well grow melons. That little illegitimate MaMaLover can go intercourse himself for all I care!

Author edited for the sake of Sanity!