It seems like the news is battering us on a daily basis, and tempers are flaring. What better time to rattle off a few jokes to each other? Let me start:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The fourth one was about to speak ... and then the bartender says "you're all idiots" and pours two beers.
An off-duty bartender walks into a barroom full of infinite mathematicians and orders a round for the bar. The guy behind the bar starts pouring drinks and never comes back. The off-duty bartender enjoys his drink and leaves without paying.
A group of auto-company execs, COSI administrators, school-board members, and banking CEOs walk into a bar where they order several rounds of the finest drinks and put it on your tab.
And as you are paying the bill, they don't say "thank you" because it's not your money.
Brian,
Is he talking about Glass City Jungle?
Without fail, el mahico proves himself to be an ass yet again.
Hey Brian,
Gary's wrong. I like you!
Back atcha!
And rest assured, I was a state trooper.
Ladies and gentlemen of Swampbubbles:
I made a pledge on Glass City Jungle to never again respond to a post by El Mahico. He makes me angry and I eventually lower myself to his level of baseless arguing. I am extending that same policy to this board and all others.
It's not because I disagree with him. As you may have noticed, I have engaged GuestZero in a few arguments. While I disagree with him/her and he/she doesn't have much nice to say about me, at least the discussion is not in the sewer of name calling and foolish name calling.
GuestZero: Surely you can come up with better jokes than that.
El Mahico: I can. And don't call me Shirley.
ba-dum-bump
John Holmes and Linda Lovelace walk into a bar. Holmes asks her “why the wong face”? She says “ I’m a little horse”
"No wonder you spend so much time on the computer displaying your lack of intelligence." - SOUNDS LIKE YOU, EL MAHICO.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' " after hearing the latest crash from my room. "Nothing" I would reply. He would shake his head, and close the door to my room while I got on with what nefarious teens do to drive their fathers to distraction.
Old South End Broadway
You guys/girls are having all the fun over here...how have I missed this???
Mindyj, you ain't seen the half of it... and it isn't all fun. It's for blood between these two guys.