Man finds fly in soup

A man was eating at a local diner and found a fly in his soup. Health investigators were called and discovered that it was a button from the man's shirt. In other news...

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there is a fly in my soup. What is he doing in my soup and the waiter looks and says "looks like the backstroke".


Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!
Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
It's fly soup sir!

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

Nobody seemed to get the intended irony of the original posting here. I wanted to point out the increasing frivolousness of a lot of these postings.

the littleredone is frivolous ?

I happen to enjoy her meaningless and non-informative postings that appear in the Swamp.

I bet she's a hot one !

Too hot to handle, and too cold to hold.

just trying to lighten things up a bit. if you don't like what i post, then don't read them. unless chris tells me to stop, i'm going to post some amusing stories. i do post other news stories in case you haven't noticed. i didn't know i offended you.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh - don't be so Touch-y.

I said I enjoyed them, didn't I ?
Hell, I border on the frivolous myself, most times.

Life is too short to take it THAT serious.

you goof, i was talking to pete. :)

Hostile, hostile....

What's with all the hostility here, sweetie ?

Your post came up under mine, so it was natural to assume that you were talking to me, honey.

In the future maybe you should name the person that your comment is directed to if it is specific to someone.

The Lone Ranger,

i realize i did not say pete, so i apologize for putting it under you post.

Care to discuss this further over dinner ?

lone ranger,

i'm sure my husband would love that. i apologized to you, i wasn't trying to encourage you.

I just think that you are a very interesting person.

Husband ? He can come too. I would be delighted to meet him. What a lucky guy !!!

Do either of you smoke ?

no smokers. after growing up around smokers i decided i did not want to be one. not that i am criticizing smokers, i just didn't want to go through the agony of quitting.

Both parents smoked.

I never did. Never will. Such a disgusting habit, if you ask me.
I AM criticizing smokers. They act like the world is their personal ashtray when they throw their butts everywhere.

To say nothing about all the free air that they think they own.

Pete is correct. There's entirely too much frivolity here. I say let's all go to the NYTimes and Washington Post web sites and read about the important news of the day.

Patience is a great virtue.

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