Like Making Love to An Anorexic Ashtray

For some reason Ann Coulter came to mind. I looked at a few pictures of the Right's pin-up girl, and saw that she smokes. I began to get some images in my prurient mind, and realized that she is a good image for the Right: a smoking ashtray. Out of date, and not much pleasure. Good to the last puff?

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Monica Humidor on oneside....fat ankles in a pant suit on the other.

http://www.barelypolitical.com/bp-music-videos/episode/CoulterVid. Maybe my efforts will sell a few more copies of her books (although I get mine for free from the T-LCPL).

Old South End Broadway

After looking at a few pictures, I saw where he smoked.

SO WHAT? He's an ADULT, last time I checked. Just as she is. I guess the rabid smoker-hating knows no bounds. Brady, you have my vote for the most dumbass and pointless post ever put on SB, and I'm no great fan of Coulter.

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 "They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq.Why don't we give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and we're not using it any more".

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'I used to have compassion, but they taxed it and legislated it out of existence.'

Some people on here should be happy, she is willing to campaign for Hillary over McCain.

Brdy - that would MAYBE be an image of the GOP if McCain is nominated or elected. The GOP will finally be semi-liberals for sure - if they aren't already.

However, Conservatism which includes Coulter, is alive and well. It's stupid to say Reagan conservatism is dead - every single candidate is comparing themselves to Reagan - even McCain! Saying that is as stupid as saying FDR liberalism is dead.

There's a lot of hot, sexy & highly intelligent people who smoke - so what? What's your point? Barbra Bush smokes.

And Obama....although, he''s quitting due to peer pressure.

And southendbirdy (not that I'm being defensive here), I have been a smoker most of my life. I am in excellent health, weigh 105 lbs (size zero) & 5' 2" tall (weight proportionate to height), and have only dated or married (twice) non-smokers - not by choise, but by chance. Every man in my life has been the good, solid, healthy, ethical type of man (no scum bags, abusers, users). They have all been very intelligent with great jobs, and good looking to boot. So I guess they would differ with you on how it is to 'kiss an anorexic ashtray'. (I am not anorexic at all - I eat constantly). So tell me southendbirdy - how's YOUR love life? How many are standing in line for YOU, a non-smoker? I dont see what smoking has to do with anything. If was single & met a man who was turned off by me being a smoker, it'd be his choice, but I wouldn't lose sleep over it. I am who I am & at least I'm not on meds for various maladies, or prozac & the rest. I am honest & true, generous, happy & a good cook as well. If I am not good enough for you, it is your loss.

I will quote you, Agent Starling, in a discussion regarding Chantrix.
Dated 1-23-08. Look it up.

You posted the comment "Smoking isn't good for you..."

You may today claim to be in excellent health, and tell us how hot you are, etc., etc., etc., but the truth remains that cancer can take you down rather quickly. I know poeple that have been given six months to live upon diagnosis of a cancer.

Understand, Clarice, that you may look fine on the outside today, but there is no connection between your prom queen looks on the outside and what is deteriorating on the inside of you. Your nice looks and apparent good health only serve to blind you from the truth of what is happening here.

You said it the best - "Smoking isn't good for you."
So you appear to be in a constant state of denial.

Ask yourself this question; Who is bigger - you or the cigarette ?
I would suggest that you shape your actions accordingly.

Lived in the same complex as a woman who was in perfect health. she was in her 50s, a vegetarian, never smoked, never drank. Nicest person you'd ever want to meet. She felt dizzy one day. Went to the hospital, tests were ran. Had cancer through her entire body. Dead in six months. Life is a crap shoot. Get used to it. You aren't ever going to live forever, regardless of how much you jog, or how 'clean' a life you live.

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"Oh, Bother!" Said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.

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'I used to have compassion, but they taxed it and legislated it out of existence.'

...smoked. Coulter isn't one of them. To each their own. Being 60 and diabetic I don't have much of a love life.

Old South End Broadway

el mahico - I must take issue with your comment that implied that I said anything about me being 'hot' or having 'prom queen looks". I never said or implied any such thing. The most I'll say is that I"m not horrible hard on the eyes - but I have never suggested I am any more or less, then that. I am average. More or less. And yes, I did & do say that smoking is not good for you - that was never the question. The source where you pulled my comment from, was about the 'hazards' of shs - not about smoking itself. I have always been the first to admit that smoking is not a safe or healthy thing to do. Neither is speeding in your car, or drinking, or mountain climbing, or skate boarding, or tackle football, or...... you get my point. That said - I do have hopes for the new shot - but won't be quick to get it (you need at least 5), until I see long term studies on it's affect on the brain. Like Chantrix, the long term results are unknown & the short term results can be deadly. Like the Nicotine patch that can cause an instant stroke - pick your poison is all I"m saying. And if & when I do decide to quit smoking - it will be on my own, and not making a lot of money for Big Pharma. The shot & Chantrix messes with the receptors in your brain - somehow, that doesn't make me feel all warm, fuzzy & safe. I have read too many lies about Big Pharma, read how too many top execs get mulit million dollar a year bonus's to trust them with my brain. I don't trust Big Pharma any more than I trust Big Govt. - probably less.

Southendbirdy - may I ask, are you out of date, not much pleasure & good to the last puff? You seem to have recent knowledge of what it must be like to have sex with an anorexic ashtray.

To the rest - I apologise for the repetitive empty posts below - the site (or my computer) was acting up & not responding.

Is it hugs and kisses ? Or vicea versa - kisses and hugs ?

Anyway, I still love you, and look forward to reading your posts.

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el mahico - you can be quite charming, when you're not promoting smoking bans & bashing smokers. I do wonder about some of the smoker haters though- for example, if the woman of your dreams appeared & she was all & everything you ever imagined heaven could be, and she was deeply in love with you & lived to cook amazing meals for you & cater to your every whim - but she was a smoker. Would that be the deal breaker where you'd toss her to the curb? I wonder........

What ? What were you wondering ? ... { All good things to those that wait. }

People will say we're in love.

People will say we're in love.

Yeah, you two are a regular Bogey and Bacall.

There are three major centers for transsexual surgery - Johns Hopkins University, University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical Center.

Why don't you see if they can assist you in your quest to become a man and stop bothering people ?

You, McCaskey, are testing me.

A census taker once tried to test me...
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

hey, try borrowing one of the Xanax you recommended for Darkseid.

It's great night. Giants won. No worries, be happy.

Well, i'll let you and Clarice get back to your online dating service. Good luck!

(Verrrrry interesting you know about those transexual operation centers. I'm guessing no one on here would know that....but you seem to! )

First of all... Darkseid needs all the Xanex he can get. I would never borrow from him.

Secondly... You are happy, That's good for you. For me, well, pro football is grown men playing children's games.

Thirdly... I demand satisfaction for your insult to Miss Clarice. An online dating service indeed..
Therefore... I challenge you to a duel.

Fourthly... I make it my business to know of various links in the community to help those less fortunate than myself.

Name the time, place, and choice of weapons to be used. You are well advised to not choose words as your choice of weapons.

Fifth - why don't you both enjoy one!!

Sounds like the monkeyman is not shy in that regard, however.

Man, McCaskey, that was a good one! Thanks for the laugh!

Mad Jack
Mad Jack's Shack

I think el mahico should have a cigarette. I might just get him to lighten up a bit.

MikeyA

MikeyA

and cows walk on their hind legs.

I'd bark at the moon first.

I think we all need to appreciate el mahico's humor - I think he's funny (and no, we are not dating). Except when he's on a smoking ban promotion or bashing smokers. I'd rather read some of his wit than some of the name calling nastiness i"ve seen on these boards.

El Chaquito has lost his cojones. Still, if he keeps it up - McCaskey, can I be your second?

Mad Jack
Mad Jack's Shack

What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully ?

If you would have come to me in friendship, then this McCaskey person thats got you thinking he has all the right answers would be suffering this very day.

And if by chance an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

we should appreciate your humor. Is this all said in a humerous vein? If so, fine. I'll treat your words of "duels" and "suffering" and "fear" as attempts at humor. Whatever trips your trigger. I'd say this blogsite has given you pretty free rein to say some outlandish things but Starling says it's all meant for a good laugh, so.....I'm laughing.

Have a nice day.

McCaskey, your concern is very understandable.

Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry.

Now, who approached you first ?
MadJack or Darkseid ?

It was Tattalia, and I don't get in the car being driven to the airport with Clemenza in the back seat. I do something else.

Are you playing Michael now? The first two were classics. The third....I dunno, it was all over the place. Maybe it was misunderstood.

What was all over the place ? Fava beans ?

What is misunderstood ? Seems clear to me.

Are you trying to figure out which one to have over for dinner?

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