Having trouble getting the cops to come? Tell them someone is smoking.

If you've ever called the cops for some reason and then had to wait hours for them to come, here's a new twist... just tell them somebody is smoking in a bar. Said to work better than saying someone has a gun.


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Thats funny, half the time they dont even show up for "shots fired" or even "im following a guy drunk off his ass weaving in and out of traffic and he's about to pass your station on sylvania ave."

of significant problems with a neighbor...our whole neighborhood got fed up with the lack of action from the police...and took matters into our own hands. Telling the police might work...but administering justice on your own works a lot better.

... on the phrase "smoking gun".

you see, it's all merely a matter of priorities, Pete.....




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